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Oh man…boys…I really suck at boys…AnywayA commission for Portionofdairy of Wander from Shadow of the ColossusOr…at least it’s supposed to be…ugh TT^TT
I was idly doodling that cute kitty lingerie after complaining that I don’t have the monies to get it becauseimpmsingandiminashittyartblockwtfWhen @kittyklawz was like “Oh hey I’m going to send you the monies as an early birthday present HERE YOU
There was a lot of rain.(Submitted by lovable-ruby)
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
riveralwaysknew: riveralwaysknew: I took my father to see Rogue One today. I’ve wanted to take him for a while. I wanted my Mexican father, with his thick Mexican accent, to experience what it was like to see a hero in a blockbuster film, speak the
thecorruptedquietone: funnygamememes: Am I the only one who never knew this?!? #I THIUOGHT HE WAS JUST TELLING ME I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB *sticks out thumb* hrm…… uhhh
anthropologist-on-the-loose:anthropologist-on-the-loose:blacksails2017:At first I was like, “Aw, he’s discovering icy crusty snow for the first time, cute!” and then I was like “Oh NO, he’s REALLY discovering icy crusty snow for the first time,
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
beta-ninja: I always laugh at that scene in The Devil You Know when Shaw flirts with Root because on a scale of 1 to 10 Shaw flirting was like barely a 2 and yet Root was just so goddamn flustered so I like to imagine what would happen if Shaw were to
oswining:Losing him was blue like I’d never known Missing him was dark grey all alone Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met But loving him was r e d GRAPHIC BATTLE | oswining vs. thatexactleaf ↪ topic: ninth dotor + red
I like having a queue now, because my blog has so many different topics going on it that I don’t even know what the hell is going to come up.
putting this under a cut, because it’s spoilers for the fic I’m currently writing…….. So like. I’m writing Jean/Armin hooking up for the first time in Queer Punk Rock AU. Mind you, Jean is not quite with Marco yet,
oh whoops I just remembered I came out to the people interviewing me when explaining the importance of safe spaces oh well
aqua-cultured: botanyshitposts: JSTOR is the most bizarre organization to have temporary tattoos available at their booth which means of course i had to put one on my body #i thought this was real at first and i was like you know what? i respect that
duplexide:I recently learned that one of Europe’s top parks “Alton Towers” apparently has this fucked up flesh ride that looks like those Atlantian levels in Tomb Raider. Not only that but it has it’s own themed hotel room…?This is so fucking
willowcrowned:fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws
shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
I guess its kind of silly but I like to get shirts for specific shows and stuff so I can wear it while I watch the show (usually just when its new, I’ll wear whatever for reruns) Its pretty much the only time I actually think about what I’m
kismesisstude:i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com
michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
reality-shmality: so, after seeing this advertisement for the first time I was like, “They’re bringing back chris?!” and then I got to thinking: I believe that the 50th anniversary eppy/season has got to have nine, ten, and eleven in it. Eleven
kimreesesdaughter: magicinhermadness: kimreesesdaughter: afro-bluee: kimreesesdaughter: a-black-womans-strength: kimreesesdaughter: When I was little, I didn’t know what Vick’s Vapor Rub was..I thought it was like some Vaseline or something.
kenny–ackerman: so i was scrolling through my dash today and saw this new snk official poster i was like oh that looks cool but then i scrolled lower and noticed something oh oH MY FUCKING GOD IS LEVI LOOKING AT MIKASA BECAUSE IT LOOKS
superspicy:Otayuri Week Day 3: Childhood or Future Very cheesy art so far lmao decide to combine both of the options because I can’t choosei was listening to random old song and then this thousand years came up and I was like holy shit isn’t it sounds
quinncy: jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get
idiot-fucking-hippies: pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT aha i just watched over a minute with the sound off on auto play and i was like “yeah wow what a great and useful product.” i just turned the sound on… OH
tinypaint: I wish I was like you-Easily amused
gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
mochafleur: politicalpolitics: sodomymcscurvylegs: LMFAAAOO! I’m the lady! When she heard the word affair she was like ooo let me hear this boiling tea I’m the lady
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
jammespotter: so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right
treecko007: veesdumpingrounds: check out all of the characters stand alone on my fanart tumblr : http://veestrainingcamp.tumblr.com/So I’ve been slowly working on this idea for 6 months hahah.. I was like “oh CARTOON NETWORK SHIPPUDEN ! that sounds
your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4
dandywondrous: mothensidhe: brotherbluerose: Guys you know how tumblr will suggest blogs to you well i was just scrolling along and i see this and i was like okay cute fairy stuff haha yeah that’s nice but then i actually looked at the examples
theotherusernamewastaken: varlandgear: lebanesepoppyseed: gonnaruinyrshoes: hvrtado: Melanistic servals so weird KITTY DEER PUPPY FOX OH GOD CRYING Kitty deer puppy fox WHAT ARE YOUR LEGS. I DON’T UNDERSTAND. Like scrolling down I was like
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was like “that’s not what we came for”
Oh thank goodness I pre-ordered Mass Effect 3 before they closed the pre-orders.
barbalarga: when I saw this request I was like “oh ok I’ll just draw my favorite asari” turns out I have four of them
watched a LOT of the old avatar series today! I really like it a lot ;u; and I heard jen hale’s voice TWICE TWICE it was great
toosenbo: today this boy in my art class was talking about hot actresses and this girl was like “you wanna see hot? ill show you hot” and she pulled out a picture of sasuke
softieclair: when i first saw the term ‘dashcon’ i was like “well about fucking time momo gets her own con” and then i was really disappointed omG
i kinda sorta had ice cream for dinner last night AND I LOVED ITi only regret it like, a little bit. it had pecans in it that counts for something
flawedvictori: poseldon:quickie doodle of my first RWBY otp. schneekos. I was ready to go down with this ship and produce truckloads of fanart and then i was like oh. @magicalgirlmindcrank
i thought my inspo for monos was fading recently and i was like ‘oh ok its about time probably’ but now all of a sudden im feeling the mono feels again. help.
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
